Broccoli joke
So there is a kid working at Wollworth. One day he is working fruit and veg, he is putting out some apples and an old lady approaches him "excuse me, do you have any broccoli?"
The kid has a look around "I'm sorry, i think we have sold out at the moment, but we should have some more in tomorrow" the old lady thanks him and walks away
5 minutes later he is sorting out some pears when again the old lady approaches him "sorry, where is the broccoli?" He responds "we have sold out, we'll have some fresh in the morning". The lady thanks him and walks away
Few minutes later while working oranges, the old lady walks up " I cant find broccoli and noone here wants to help me"
The kid responds
"Mam' I will help you but would you please do something for me, can you spell cat, as in catosophic"
"C-A-T"
"Perfect, can you do another for me, spell dog, as in dogmatic"
"D-O-G"
"Great, now just one last one, can you spell fuck as in broccoli"
"THERE IS NO FUCK IN BROCCOLI"
"Thats what I'm trying to tell you"
The kid has a look around "I'm sorry, i think we have sold out at the moment, but we should have some more in tomorrow" the old lady thanks him and walks away
5 minutes later he is sorting out some pears when again the old lady approaches him "sorry, where is the broccoli?" He responds "we have sold out, we'll have some fresh in the morning". The lady thanks him and walks away
Few minutes later while working oranges, the old lady walks up " I cant find broccoli and noone here wants to help me"
The kid responds
"Mam' I will help you but would you please do something for me, can you spell cat, as in catosophic"
"C-A-T"
"Perfect, can you do another for me, spell dog, as in dogmatic"
"D-O-G"
"Great, now just one last one, can you spell fuck as in broccoli"
"THERE IS NO FUCK IN BROCCOLI"
"Thats what I'm trying to tell you"
