Annoying a sxammer
Ring, ring-"Hello"-"Good morning sir, my name is Melvin and I'm ringing you about your recent car accident"-(I hadn't had one)-"Oh yes, it's mostly sorted out now"
"No, no-did you suffer any injury in the accident, because we can get you significant compensation for that"
"Funny you should mention that, yes I was injured and have been wondering what to do about it, perhaps you can help?"
"What happened sir?"
"Well, the car was pretty much written off, and I had to be cut out of it by the Fire Brigade, but in the process my left leg had become completely severed, but fortunately the paramedic in attendance managed to stitch it back on-unfortunately in his haste he attached it with the foot facing backwards so I can only walk in very small circles and………"
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"No, no-did you suffer any injury in the accident, because we can get you significant compensation for that"
"Funny you should mention that, yes I was injured and have been wondering what to do about it, perhaps you can help?"
"What happened sir?"
"Well, the car was pretty much written off, and I had to be cut out of it by the Fire Brigade, but in the process my left leg had become completely severed, but fortunately the paramedic in attendance managed to stitch it back on-unfortunately in his haste he attached it with the foot facing backwards so I can only walk in very small circles and………"
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