Stranded…………….

A guy is stranded on a deserted island. Each day his regiment is to walk around the island to see if he can spot a ship because he has a bonfire ready to light to signal the ship he’s stranded. One day, as he’s walking around the island he spots a black dot in the water. He’s not a good swimmer but wades out into the water and the tide brings the object closer. He is finally able to tell it’s a body in a black wetsuit. He wades out a little farther and the current brings it closer and he can tell it’s an attractive young woman in the wetsuit. He wades out as far as he can go and the current finally brings her close enough he can just barely grab her. Once he brings her on the beach he can tell she’s breathing so he starts trying to resuscitate her. She starts spitting up water so he sits down beside her and waits for her to come to. She finally sits up and looks at him. His clothes are in rags and he’s dark, lean, and tanned. She says, “What happened to you?” He states, “I’ve been shipwrecked on this island for a long time.” She asks, “How long have you been here?” He responds, “Huh, I don’t know, what year is it?” She tells him the year and he says, “My god, I’ve been here five years.” She asks, “How long has it been since you had a cigarette?” “Five years,” he says. “I can fix that,” and she unzips the top of her wetsuit and pulls out a plastic case with cigarettes and hands him one and a lighter. He takes a big puff and says, “Man, that tastes great.” She then asks, “How long has it been since you had a drink?” He mutters, “You know, I didn’t even get a sip of that martini before I fell off the cruise ship.” “Well, I can fix that too,” and unzips the top again and pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He takes a huge swallow and says, “This is heaven.” She starts looking him up and down, with his clothes barely on him and he’s so dark, lean, and tanned and asks, “Hey big fella, how long has it been since you played around?” His eyes grow wide and he gasps, “Don’t tell me you have golf clubs in there too!”