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Bill and Bob

9:58 PM.
Bob sat down at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building building, preparing to jump.
Bob turned to his mate Bill who was at the bar beside him.
Bill looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
Bill replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as Bill placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
Bill was very upset but willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."


Bill replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."



Bob took the money.
Rusham · M
And it is. Blonde jokes are only funny to old geezers so to avoid ridicule I changed it.
I keep looking at jokes and saying to myself, OMG I can’t share that as it is too offensive today.
Talking blonde jokes. I don’t think this one would draw negative comments from blondes but engineers might. Lmao

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her handbag, took a measurement and announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.

One engineer shook his head and laughed, "Typical blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"




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hunkalove · 61-69, M
@Rusham Nothing is sacred when it comes to humor. There is humor in everything. There has to be. Or we would die.
hunkalove · 61-69, M
I've always heard that as a blonde joke.
ArtieKat · M
@hunkalove Or Paddy & Mick
Domking · 61-69, M
Nice one, but please stay away from AA gatherings
ArtieKat · M
Fabulous!😂🤣😁
Tres13 · 51-55, M

 
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