Dimitris and Fergus
Dimitris and Fergus were sitting in a Starbucks cafe discussing who had the superior culture over triple lattes.
The Dimitris says, "Well we Greeks built the Parthenon " and then arched his eyebrows.
Fergus replies '"Well ... it was the Scots that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices."
Dimitris retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
Fergus nods in agreement then says, "Scots were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars."
And so on until the Dimitris comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!"
Ferghud replies "Aye that is true but it was we Scots who introduced it to the women!"
The Dimitris says, "Well we Greeks built the Parthenon " and then arched his eyebrows.
Fergus replies '"Well ... it was the Scots that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices."
Dimitris retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
Fergus nods in agreement then says, "Scots were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars."
And so on until the Dimitris comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!"
Ferghud replies "Aye that is true but it was we Scots who introduced it to the women!"
