Plane Shudders And Shakes, and then……
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Bill Gates, Elon Musk, The Dalai Lama and a junkie are travelling in a small plane. Suddenly, the plane shudders and shakes, and goes all quiet.
The pilot comes into the cabin and announces, ‘Well chaps, we have an engine failure and are about to crash. We have only four parachutes and I’m taking one. You four sort out the remaining three amongst yourselves.”
Saying so he grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
Elon Musk says, “I hold the future of the world in my hands so I need to live.” He then grabs a parachute and jumps out.
Bill Gates then announces, “I’m the world’s smartest man, so I need to live too.” He grabs another parachute and jumps out.
The Dalai Lama tells the junkie, “Son, I’m old and have lived my life. You are young, so take the remining parachute for yourself.”
The junkie smiles and says, ‘Sir, we have enough parachutes for us both. The world’s smartest man just jumped out with my backpack.”
Bill Gates, Elon Musk, The Dalai Lama and a junkie are travelling in a small plane. Suddenly, the plane shudders and shakes, and goes all quiet.
The pilot comes into the cabin and announces, ‘Well chaps, we have an engine failure and are about to crash. We have only four parachutes and I’m taking one. You four sort out the remaining three amongst yourselves.”
Saying so he grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
Elon Musk says, “I hold the future of the world in my hands so I need to live.” He then grabs a parachute and jumps out.
Bill Gates then announces, “I’m the world’s smartest man, so I need to live too.” He grabs another parachute and jumps out.
The Dalai Lama tells the junkie, “Son, I’m old and have lived my life. You are young, so take the remining parachute for yourself.”
The junkie smiles and says, ‘Sir, we have enough parachutes for us both. The world’s smartest man just jumped out with my backpack.”
