An Australian Tale

A Northern Territory Aboriginal man picks up a hooker off the streets of Alice Springs.

'How much you charge for hour, sister?' he asks.

'$100,' she replies.

He says 'You do Black Fella style?'

'No' she says. '

I pay you $200 do it Black Fella style'

'No', she says, not knowing what Black Fella style is.
'I pay you $300'

'No', she says.

'I pay you $400'

'No', she says.

So finally he says, 'OK, I pay you $1,000 to do it Black Fella style..'

She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Black Fella Style be?'

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position.

Finally, after several hours, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is ' Black Fella style'?'

The Black Fella replies 'You send bill to Gumment'