Remember "Mommy, Mommy!" jokes?

I loved those when I was a kid. Some of them were gross, some of them were perverted, some of them were violent, and some were just plain silly, but they all have the same formula, the same structure, and it always made me smile. Here's a few of my favorites:

Mommy, mommy! I want to lick the bowl!
Shut up and flush like a normal kid!

Mommy, mommy! What's a werewolf?
Shut up and comb your face!

Mommy, mommy! I don't want to go to France!
Well, if you don't keep swimming now, kid, you're screwed!

Mommy, mommy! Daddy's home from the war, and he's got a purple heart on!
I don't care what color that thing is, MAKE WAY FOR MOMMY!

Got any other good ones?