True Story - Maybe!
A Russian Orthodox nun is walking through the church courtyard when a soldier comes running up to her.
The soldier says, "Sister, quickly! May I please hide under your skirt? My лейтенант ( Lieutenant ) is looking for me and I know he is going to send me to Ukraine!"
The nun replies, "Why of course, it's an emergency!"
A few moments later, a few soldiers and a lieutenant march into the courtyard.
They ask the nun, "Sister, have you seen a soldier pass through here?"
"He went that way!", replied the nun as she gestured towards the building across the road.
"Thank you, Sister."
When the footsteps finally fade, the soldier crawls back out of the skirt.
"Thank you so much, you saved my life and I can go home. You saved me from service in Ukraine! God bless you!" The soldier exclaimed.
"It was no problem. Thank you for your service."
"One last thing. I don't mean to be too direct or rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
"Thank you for the compliment, but if you looked a little further up, you would have seen a great pair of balls! I don't want to go to Ukraine either."
The soldier says, "Sister, quickly! May I please hide under your skirt? My лейтенант ( Lieutenant ) is looking for me and I know he is going to send me to Ukraine!"
The nun replies, "Why of course, it's an emergency!"
A few moments later, a few soldiers and a lieutenant march into the courtyard.
They ask the nun, "Sister, have you seen a soldier pass through here?"
"He went that way!", replied the nun as she gestured towards the building across the road.
"Thank you, Sister."
When the footsteps finally fade, the soldier crawls back out of the skirt.
"Thank you so much, you saved my life and I can go home. You saved me from service in Ukraine! God bless you!" The soldier exclaimed.
"It was no problem. Thank you for your service."
"One last thing. I don't mean to be too direct or rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
"Thank you for the compliment, but if you looked a little further up, you would have seen a great pair of balls! I don't want to go to Ukraine either."
