Fish ……………………..

A woman rushes into a fish shop at 4:45 on a Saturday evening and orders a pound of Cod.
The fishmonger says, “I’m sorry, we’ve sold out of cod.”
The woman says, “But I want a pound of Cod.!”
The fishmonger says, “I’m sorry, but we have sold right out of Cod.!”
The woman repeats, “but all fishmongers sell Cod.”
The fishmonger says, “I know but we have sold right out of Cod.”
The woman repeats, “But I want a pound of Cod.”
The fishmonger says, “let me put it this way, spell Haddock without the “H”
The woman spells, “addock”
The fishmonger says, “now spell Cod without the “F”.
The woman says, “But there’s no “F” in cod”
The fishmonger says, “Exactly madam.”