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ClassicRocker · 56-60, M
A guy tries to get in a club, the bouncer stops him and says, "you can't come in unless you have a tie on". The guy is bound and determined to get in the club, so he goes back to his car and grabs a set of jumper cables, wraps them around his neck and goes back to the bouncer. The bouncer looks at him and says, "I'll let you in this time but don't try to start anything".