What's your best short joke? Doesn't have to be good.

A waiter askes two men for their drinks.

Man 1: I'll have H2O.

Man 2: I'll have H2O too.

*Man 2 dies*

When someone asks me, "what's up?", I often respond, "A preposition."

A guy tries to get in a club, the bouncer stops him and says, "you can't come in unless you have a tie on". The guy is bound and determined to get in the club, so he goes back to his car and grabs a set of jumper cables, wraps them around his neck and goes back to the bouncer. The bouncer looks at him and says, "I'll let you in this time but don't try to start anything".

Ever notice the people who are against abortion are the ones you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?

I kicked kicked in the nuts .. I feel nothing 😕

2 Jews walk into a bar. They own it

How long is a chinese man

A man walks into a bar



Ouch

Two morbidly obese guys walked into a bar. They had died from exhaustion