Keep my operation confidential
A woman who has been very sexually active tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they're too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insists that the surgery be kept a secret - and of course the surgeon agrees to keep her privacy strictly confidential..
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, the woman finds three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.
"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon calmy reassures her that he had carried out her wish for confidentiality.
He explains that the first rose was from him because, "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse", he says. "She assisted me in the surgery and empathized with you because she had the same procedure done a few years ago, and knew what you were going through."
"And what about the third rose?", asked the woman.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
Out of embarrassment she insists that the surgery be kept a secret - and of course the surgeon agrees to keep her privacy strictly confidential..
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, the woman finds three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.
"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon calmy reassures her that he had carried out her wish for confidentiality.
He explains that the first rose was from him because, "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse", he says. "She assisted me in the surgery and empathized with you because she had the same procedure done a few years ago, and knew what you were going through."
"And what about the third rose?", asked the woman.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
