i saw a turtle in a car crash yesterday, it was shellshocked

Hope the car didn't turn turtle.

Badumtiiisssss

Ugh, slow left lane drivers! Haha. And seriously, you must be hangin with my dad. :)

I love that song 🐢)))))[media=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eASIpbTcnzM]

I like your humour honey 😎😆😘

Hows the turtle

@MackenzieClarke So what do you think of Jason Momoa & Would You Do Him

this almost sounds like a Tmnt joke

Lol nice one. I love dad jokes.

that was so bad it was good

That's really bad!😜

Poor Sheldon lol

Only losers tell jokes

Ha ha ha

Dad jokes 😣😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

That's an awful joke

Kidnapping time