If you met her....

All these things and more
To her i would adore
For she is the oceans daughter
And Walking on the waves she came

Is doggy style possible with a mermaid? If not …. I am not interested!

I would be so gobsmacked
I tell her, I would be hers forever 🤗

idk i'd probably hand her in to the government or something. i'd be like "yooo i found a REAL mermaid. pay me and i'll let you have her" then i'd spend the rest of my days eating yummy food

I would be in awe of her.

All of the above

I would not touch that with a ten foot pole. Usually women that look like that have a preference for thugs that look like apes wearing a Bob Marley wig.

She needs to be quarantined in a pool of rubbing alcohol.

Ocean bed even though it would be my death

I'd admire the lovely view instead of being led to bed. 🤗

I'd nod and say what's up and ask my bf what he put in the sangria.

...of course I'd smile...not sure about the ocean bed.

Red hair is my kyrptonite.

Just stand there...in awe..

If only she was Real ....

If I met her, why would I say I wish she could meet me? She would have already met me.

You’re a silly goose indeed. 😉