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graphite 路 61-69, M
Democrat Party has disbanded!
Mooed78 路 F
To win the lottery
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akindheart 路 61-69, F
I want a divorce
Nimbus 路 M
@akindheart Yep, been there done that.
akindheart 路 61-69, F
@Nimbus me too
nedkelly 路 61-69, M
Liverpool have gone bankrupt 馃榾
MasterLee 路 56-60, M
She is finally pregnant
Driver2 路 M
Don鈥檛 start the car !
AbbeyRhode 路 F
Will you marry me?
AbbeyRhode 路 F
@Nimbus Not yet. 鈽猴笍
sciguy18 路 M
@AbbeyRhode That was subtle...
AbbeyRhode 路 F
@sciguy18 馃槈
smiler2012 路 56-60
{@nimbus] 馃槅manchester united are relegated
Nimbus 路 M
@smiler2012 I think we both know which club has more chance of being relegated this season 馃槅
smiler2012 路 56-60
@Nimbus 馃槅the same one as in the season 73 /74 nimby i know i am going to get the jethro tull reference on this
Justmeraeagain 路 56-60, F
You just won millions
Nimbus 路 M
@Justmeraeagain I hope you do :)
Justmeraeagain 路 56-60, F
@Nimbus Not very likely, but be life changing for sure
Mardrae 路 F
You鈥檙e a billionaire now!
Elessar 路 26-30, M
"Luke, [b]I[/b]'m your father 馃"
sciguy18 路 M
You are healthy now.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout 路 41-45, MVIP
You鈥檝e won the lotto
Nimbus 路 M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Don't spend it all at once :)
TheSirfurryanimalWales 路 61-69, M
You've won the Lottery
Nimbus 路 M
@TheSirfurryanimalWales There's a long queue :)
"die at age four" would have been the best advice. i was poor but happy and then was taken away to live in suburbia. i found out what humans were really like and would rather not known
Roundandroundwego 路 61-69
Okay, I know this one - it's "Honey I forgot something."
nedkelly 路 61-69, M
@Roundandroundwego That is 5 words each time
Roundandroundwego 路 61-69
@nedkelly okay, maybe that's the new math
SW-User
You aren't diabetic anymore
Nimbus 路 M
@SW-User Awwww,
shuhak 路 M
That's not a rash!
SW-User
You won't live long
Nimbus 路 M
@SW-User Exactly.
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Unquestioned 路 70-79, M
I Am dead now.