What four words could change your life ?

Democrat Party has disbanded!

To win the lottery

I want a divorce

Liverpool have gone bankrupt 😀

Don’t start the car !

She is finally pregnant

Will you marry me?

{@nimbus] 😆manchester united are relegated

You’re a billionaire now!

You just won millions

You are healthy now.

"Luke, I'm your father 🫱"

You've won the Lottery

You’ve won the lotto

Okay, I know this one - it's "Honey I forgot something."

You aren't diabetic anymore

"die at age four" would have been the best advice. i was poor but happy and then was taken away to live in suburbia. i found out what humans were really like and would rather not known

That's not a rash!

You won't live long

I Am dead now.