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graphite · 61-69, M
Democrat Party has disbanded!
Mooed78 · F
To win the lottery
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akindheart · 61-69, F
I want a divorce
Nimbus · M
@akindheart Yep, been there done that.
akindheart · 61-69, F
@Nimbus me too
nedkelly · 61-69, M
Liverpool have gone bankrupt 😀
MasterLee · 56-60, M
She is finally pregnant
Driver2 · M
Don’t start the car !
AbbeyRhode · F
Will you marry me?
AbbeyRhode · F
@Nimbus Not yet. ☺️
sciguy18 · M
@AbbeyRhode That was subtle...
AbbeyRhode · F
@sciguy18 😉
smiler2012 · 56-60
{@nimbus] 😆manchester united are relegated
Nimbus · M
@smiler2012 I think we both know which club has more chance of being relegated this season 😆
smiler2012 · 56-60
@Nimbus 😆the same one as in the season 73 /74 nimby i know i am going to get the jethro tull reference on this
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
You just won millions
Nimbus · M
@Justmeraeagain I hope you do :)
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
@Nimbus Not very likely, but be life changing for sure
Mardrae · F
You’re a billionaire now!
Elessar · 26-30, M
"Luke, I'm your father 🫱"
sciguy18 · M
You are healthy now.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
You’ve won the lotto
Nimbus · M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Don't spend it all at once :)
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
You've won the Lottery
Nimbus · M
@TheSirfurryanimalWales There's a long queue :)
"die at age four" would have been the best advice. i was poor but happy and then was taken away to live in suburbia. i found out what humans were really like and would rather not known
Roundandroundwego · 61-69
Okay, I know this one - it's "Honey I forgot something."
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@Roundandroundwego That is 5 words each time
Roundandroundwego · 61-69
@nedkelly okay, maybe that's the new math
SW-User
You aren't diabetic anymore
Nimbus · M
@SW-User Awwww,
shuhak · M
That's not a rash!
SW-User
You won't live long
Nimbus · M
@SW-User Exactly.
Unquestioned · 70-79, M
I Am dead now.
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