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MissTaken 路 36-40, F
Lots of naughtiness 馃檪馃槈馃槈
BarbossasHusband 路 36-40, M
I wake up in the afternoon, drink a lot of water (due to my high intake of alcohol the night before)
Tell myself "no drinking tonight" and I know I'm the one talking, cause I recognise my voice. "You gotta stay sober tonight since you're helping gmaw tomorrow'
Then I completely forget what I told myself and drink again. When I'm out of alcohol, I go to bed.
Tell myself "no drinking tonight" and I know I'm the one talking, cause I recognise my voice. "You gotta stay sober tonight since you're helping gmaw tomorrow'
Then I completely forget what I told myself and drink again. When I'm out of alcohol, I go to bed.
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Dv8rs 路 18-21, F
Hump day is chump day, maybe get some stump day. Do a bump day, don't be a grump day. Anyway it's o.k. It's just another day.
SW-User
Hump day Wednesday. Middle of the week and start to roll down the hill or in human speech, start to wind down in preparation for weekend.
chasingThursday 路 36-40, M
No humping involved unfortunately
Lostpoet 路 M
Absolutely zero humps
vetguy1991 路 51-55, M
One more day here
MrBrownstone 路 46-50, M
Having sex
YoungPoet345 路 26-30, F
Woohoo! 馃コ
littlepuppywantanewlife 路 31-35, M
No humping day.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout 路 41-45, MVIP
HoraceGreenley 路 56-60, M
Tastyfrzz 路 61-69, M
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Unquestioned 路 70-79, M
It's just another damn day since I retired.
tenente 路 100+, M
hump-o-rific 馃檶