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Early to Bed

Early to Rise, Makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

What a crock of shit....Ben Franklin was a drunk. I am not saying he was a bad drunk, or a stupid drunk and he certainly may have been wise (the French women certainly seemed to think so, although they might have been drunk too).

What I am saying is that I have been going to bed early and getting up early (shit...I even eat a lot of apples) and while I might be relatively healthy, I am certainly not wealthy and as far as wise? I still do a lot of the same stupid shit that makes it a miracle I am still healthy (relatively).

What the fuck is wisdom anyway? I remember my Grandpa saying that you were supposed to get wisdom when you were 60 and that at age 70 he was still waiting. Seems to me he went to bed early and woke up early as well.

Ignore this rambling...I was up most of the night and am tired and will likely go to bed extra early tonight....but not after I have an apple. Come to think of it, Ben might not have been daft after all....I haven't been to the doctor since I cut my finger off in 2017...Of course I am not sure what that says about how wise I am....both for cutting off my finger and for not having been to the doctor in 8 years....
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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Yeah you’re certainly not wise 😙. Fun fact Ben Franklin actually stole bodies to perform autopsies on because it was looked down upon back then to conduct such things.
goliathtree · 56-60, M
@Captainjackass are you sure he wasn't looking for apples?
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@goliathtree no but people claimed he was a serial killer at first when they found the bodies under his residence.

 
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