Post your troubles and I'll give you the worst advice I can think of

@SwampFlower Dedicate your remaining life span to petty revenge and Internet gambling.

@bijouxbroussard I buy new undies more frequently then I’d care to admit

@Notladylike I think it was two winters ago I didn’t wash a single sock. I bought new ones every time I ran out 😐

@itsok Vibes 👑

@mindstruggle Give me his number.

@CountScrofula
I'll give you her address. 😭

@MethDozer
Whaaat?

@Cassieeeee Rob a train carrying hydrocyanic acid, which will quickly kill you if breathed or if it touches your skin. Make sure to play cool music while planning the heist and bring plenty of empty water jugs and a funnel.

@CountScrofula Got it! I'll hire you to do that then give you 5% of the cut

@Cassieeeee What a deal!

@CountScrofula I thought you were giving bad advice

@CountScrofula best ways to get a tape worm

@deadgerbil Orally. Just purse your lips and make like you're drinking a Pepsi.

@beermeplease Stop living such a charmed life. Go lick some lamp posts on east Hastings and then you'll have some troubles to post about.

@CountScrofula that'll work 👅

@PepsiColaP No way to tell but the anxiety is killer. Solve that through self sabotage then you can be certain of your future.

@CountScrofula who needs skin anyway

@Orphic Loudly post on Facebook about how you don't like drama and you're dangerous but loyal. Refuse to change a thing about yourself.

@CountScrofula Like that 💐

@SkeetSkeet If you eat tainted food from dented cans you can stimulate a gunshot wound to the stomach without actually having been fired upon.

@ChemicalXTheExtraterrestrial Keep it up buddy you're doing great.

@FreddieUK Make yourself different so you stand out from the crowd. Start with a face tattoo that just says SIMILAR WORLDS DOT COM

@MethDozer Send your boss some flowers with a request for a letter of reference. A good Google review shows you care!

@MethDozer What happened? And you should just set the place on fire

@ChemicalXTheExtraterrestrial I'll dm ya

@CountScrofula where is my advice david🙂🙂

@poisonouscupcake SCROLL UP YOU DIMMY

@BobbyMoeven Try using the three cueing system currently being taught in American curriculum. It's causing literacy rates to plummet but you can beat the system!

@CountScrofula

Good advice ..

But I think the real reason i can't spell is because my thoughts escape me to quick for my digits can't keep up ..

Aak @itsok , she is well aware of how many i edits i do on my posts ..

I think the real reason literary is plummeting is lack of attention span .



I think the real reason literary is plummeting is lack of attention span .


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