Post your troubles and I'll give you the worst advice I can think of

@itsok Become a social media sensation by eating five trays of gas station sushi in a Wal Mart parking lot every day until you're asked to leave..

@CountScrofula I thought you were giving bad advice

@CountScrofula best ways to get a tape worm

@deadgerbil Orally. Just purse your lips and make like you're drinking a Pepsi.