Im not really a pirate
But i am truly rocking a bit of a neckbeard right now. I really outta shave my scruffy self.
46-50, M
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Yaaa neckbeards are weird
NeckbeardThePirate · 46-50, M
@TryingtoLava totally, but im sooooo tired. Id shave but i just cant *faints in a dramatic way*
@NeckbeardThePirate theyre electric you just move it i meannn if you can play video games you can move a shaver
NeckbeardThePirate · 46-50, M
@TryingtoLava but mine isnt electric. Its a regular razor. Its still in its original packaging because it was too hard to open. Woe is me!
@NeckbeardThePirate wellll everyday its just gona hurt more cuz itll get longer! Do it dont be lazy
NeckbeardThePirate · 46-50, M
@TryingtoLava *sigh* youre right. I hate to admit it, but you just really are right. Can you come over and do it for me? I wont make it weird, i promise.
@NeckbeardThePirate me coming over to a boys house makes it weird already mister
NeckbeardThePirate · 46-50, M
@TryingtoLava good point! Sooo... your place then?
