I should open a cereal bar that only operates from 12am to 4am.

there was a small hole in the wall diner...I think like three tables and 6 chairs at the counter when I was in college. They were open all day except for a few hours between breakfast and lunch. From 2AM to 6AM they had a special. The Drunken Man's Breakfast. For $3.50 you got a small strip of sirloin fried on the flattop in butter, two eggs, some hashbrowns and an old fashioned shake - chocolate or vanilla...the kind where the glass is full and the steel tub it comes in is half full...

That would be great!

Open them next to weed dispensaries, and you might have a profitable business.

That, or one that gets broken into a lot.

Maybe Soggy Bottoms? That's what cereal becomes

are you trying to corner the market on dad jokes?