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DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
NerdyPotato · M
@DeluxedEdition a colleague of my dad once had a brilliant reply.
"Hello sir, we've come to bring you Jesus Christ."
He: "Great, please put him in the back garden."
And my dad himself found a very effective way of getting rid of them forever: opening the door in his tightie whities on Sunday morning and shouting: "God damn it! Did you wake me up for that?" They have been in his street plenty of times, but for some reason always skipped his house for 30 years since then. 🤔
"Hello sir, we've come to bring you Jesus Christ."
He: "Great, please put him in the back garden."
And my dad himself found a very effective way of getting rid of them forever: opening the door in his tightie whities on Sunday morning and shouting: "God damn it! Did you wake me up for that?" They have been in his street plenty of times, but for some reason always skipped his house for 30 years since then. 🤔
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OogieBoogie · F
@DeluxedEdition we used to get all hyped up wjen they came.
Us kids would argue as to who got to deal with them .
Sometimes, we'd just knock back, from inside
sometimes my autistic brother would out argue them 😂
Sometimes the challenge was to get them to actually talk about themselves, as a person.
Sometimes we'd shove Catholicism back at them.
Sometimes we'd just pointedly 'peer' at them from between the curtains
It was an entertainment challenge in our house .😂
Us kids would argue as to who got to deal with them .
Sometimes, we'd just knock back, from inside
sometimes my autistic brother would out argue them 😂
Sometimes the challenge was to get them to actually talk about themselves, as a person.
Sometimes we'd shove Catholicism back at them.
Sometimes we'd just pointedly 'peer' at them from between the curtains
It was an entertainment challenge in our house .😂
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@OogieBoogie that sounds like fun