The exterminator said

"If all of the houses on my route were like yours, my life would be so much easier."

I was a bit puzzled, then he said, "I've had to crawl over bags of trash to get to the walls in some houses. Or fight my way through a hoard."

Hell naaaah you ain't gonna see me living like that! I like my house to be open, clean, and clutter free. Who TF likes to keep trash in their house??? Especially when we live in a suburban neighborhood that has weekly trash pickup?!