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What should you never go to bed with ?

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Jason54 · 41-45, M

A shark

Nimbus · M

@Jason54 Makes sense ;)

AbbeyRhode · F

A liberal. They don't know what a woman is, so it could be anything!

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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@AbbeyRhode Best answer

BritishFailedAesthetic · M

@AbbeyRhode Oh shit!!!! Days of girlhood anyone 🤣

SlaveEt · 36-40, F

@cherokeepatti
I'll second that motion!

DarkHeaven ·

Hate in your heart.

Nimbus · M

@DarkHeaven Very good!

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

Your ex

Jeephikelove · 46-50, F

@Queendragonfly that’s actually a smart idea, keeps the body count down in between relationships. 😂

Nimbus · M

@Queendragonfly For sure!

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@Jeephikelove I don't count I just bounce whatever I like to bounce 😎

LadyAlessandra · 41-45, F

clothes

BeachGirl47 · 26-30, F

@LadyAlessandra i agree

Nimbus · M

@LadyAlessandra Ditto :)

losthorizons · 51-55, M

@BeachGirl47 me too😁

saragoodtimes · F

a man with ED, a vibrator with no batteries and a cat with a hairball

Nimbus · M

@saragoodtimes I get the feeling you know about this 😛

saragoodtimes · F

@Nimbus always have batteries in the nightstand, he doesn't allow the cat in the bedroom and all his parts are in perfect working order

Nimbus · M

@saragoodtimes Good to hear ;)

nedkelly · 61-69, M

According to some idiot Canadian, arseholes from Australia

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DarkHeaven ·

@Jeephikelove anyways, never mind me.

Jeephikelove · 46-50, F

@DarkHeaven Yes it is, I’m sorry. Glad you have your mum, and your wife. 🤗🤗

DarkHeaven ·

@Jeephikelove I’m not so sure that they are equally blessed by me.

Jeephikelove · 46-50, F

Chips/crackers

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DarkHeaven ·

@Jeephikelove please don’t kick us both out of bed. 🥺

Jeephikelove · 46-50, F

@DarkHeaven ohhh I see…cute nickname….as you were.

DarkHeaven ·

@Jeephikelove 😁

calicuz · 51-55, M

A 20 dollar hooker

Teggy

Shark. Bobcat. Electric eel. Herring. Anaconda. Anyone named Jesus. And definitely not an opens jar of strawberry jam - raspberry jam is ok but only
On Thursday’s.

Nimbus · M

@Teggy Nice one :)

Teggy

@Nimbus 😅 I felt inspired, glad you got the humour in my comment 😃

MissTaken · 36-40, F

Donald Trump,🙂

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MasterLee · 56-60, M

@MissTaken is that what you call it

MissTaken · 36-40, F

@MasterLee Nope it’s a term he’s used for a Hamburger 😂😂

MasterLee · 56-60, M

@MissTaken ok

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Wet hair for one thing
A lit cigarette for another

Nimbus · M

@cherokeepatti Yea, horrid!

Lumberjack70 · 56-60, M

A running chain saw

LilMissAnonyMOUSE · F

I never go to bed with hair pins in my hair. I'm terrified of poking my eyes out .

Thodsis · 51-55, M

A lit candle. It might seem romantic but burns are never sexy.

Nimbus · M

@Thodsis I agree ;)

calicuz · 51-55, M

Another man's wife

Nimbus · M

@calicuz I thought it was mandatory in some states :)

calicuz · 51-55, M

@Nimbus

Only in D.C. 😂

MasterLee · 56-60, M

Ugly women

losthorizons · 51-55, M

@MasterLee hahahahahahaha

Nimbus · M

@MasterLee 😛

Lostpoet · M

Somebody else's girl.

RileyLandS · 41-45, M

a nun. you'll get none

MsSwan

Gum in your mouth.

goliathtree · 56-60, M

An itchy hinder.

JimboSaturn · 51-55, M

a cigarette?

Nimbus · M

@JimboSaturn Yep, safety first.

Adogslife · 61-69, M

AOC

Nimbus · M

@Adogslife 👍

Bignakedguy · 31-35, M

A busy mind

Justafantasy · M

A car, the garbage truck, a tree stump, the cops chasing you, 2 people you have previously had sexual relations with speaking. Knowledge the bathroom has no toilet paper and you ate chilli