A liberal. They don't know what a woman is, so it could be anything!

Hate in your heart.

Your ex

clothes

Chips/crackers

Shark. Bobcat. Electric eel. Herring. Anaconda. Anyone named Jesus. And definitely not an opens jar of strawberry jam - raspberry jam is ok but only
On Thursday’s.

Donald Trump,🙂

a man with ED, a vibrator with no batteries and a cat with a hairball

A running chain saw

Wet hair for one thing
A lit cigarette for another

I never go to bed with hair pins in my hair. I'm terrified of poking my eyes out .

Another man's wife

AOC

a cigarette?

Somebody else's girl.

a nun. you'll get none

A busy mind

A lit candle. It might seem romantic but burns are never sexy.

Your cousin

A 20 dollar hooker

A telephone next to the bed.

The neighbours wife

Broken heart… 🥹

An angry cat.

Cant avoid doing it.

According to some idiot Canadian, arseholes from Australia

{@nimbus] 🤔either maggie thatcher 🤢nimby or mrs smiler 🤢🤢

Anyone.

A car, the garbage truck, a tree stump, the cops chasing you, 2 people you have previously had sexual relations with speaking. Knowledge the bathroom has no toilet paper and you ate chilli

A box of nails

A venomous snake, or any snake.

A Chupacabra

An itchy hinder.

A headache

Chocolate sauce
A lit cigarette
Electric hand mixer

Lots of things

Depends on how dumb you are and if you move around much in your sleep

Makeup on, and unflossed..

A hairy dawg.

Gum in your mouth.

An erection. Sooooo uncomfortable

Ugly women

A married woman