2 Weeks to Flatten the Curve
"Just 2 weeks house arrest and we will let you out. We have to lock you down and isolate you because theres a super scary propagandised cold lurking around every corner, its in every disgusting humans breath, its on shopping trolleys, symptoms so bad they are asymptomatic and stay 666 feet away from every other gross skin sack.
Dont worry you are allowed out for 1 hour exercise. But if we catch you loitering on a bench with a coffee we will illegally arrest and fine you. If we see you post online that we dont agree with expect to have your collar felt. This is good censorship, for your safety.
Now, just 2 weeks to flatten the curve, promise.....oh final instruction. None of these rules apply to us."
2 weeks to flatten the curve. Its been a lie from day 1
Dont worry you are allowed out for 1 hour exercise. But if we catch you loitering on a bench with a coffee we will illegally arrest and fine you. If we see you post online that we dont agree with expect to have your collar felt. This is good censorship, for your safety.
Now, just 2 weeks to flatten the curve, promise.....oh final instruction. None of these rules apply to us."
2 weeks to flatten the curve. Its been a lie from day 1