Have you ever received a notice from your apartment management telling you to lock your doors? At all times?

I have just received such a notice, taped to my door, from the building management, telling me to do so for my own safety and security. Contrary to their intent, the notice does NOT make me feel safe or secure, in fact, quite the opposite.

We HAVE security cameras everywhere...and I wonder what the management might have seen.

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ancientmariner · 61-69, M

@4meAndyou bolt your doors, board up the windows! Don't let them get you

4meAndyou · F

@ancientmariner Would garlic help? I could eat jumbo green olives stuffed with garlic...I am willing to eat all sorts of garlic! 😂

ancientmariner · 61-69, M

@4meAndyou naw, garlic only works for Vampires. 😂 oh crap! Maybe it's a vampire invasion! Don't worry though, they can't come in your house and get you unless you invite them in first. 😂

4meAndyou · F

@ancientmariner Then it's too late...my neighbor across the hall was invited in...once...and she will probably let in all her friends...😨

ancientmariner · 61-69, M

@4meAndyou make a garlic necklace and hold up a cross, that will ward off their evil. And start making some wooden stakes. 👍😂

4meAndyou · F

@ancientmariner AH!!! Good plan!!! I have a head of elephant garlic that will drive off a vampire elephant! 😂

ancientmariner · 61-69, M

@4meAndyou 🤣

NightsWatch · M

@ancientmariner put on your foil hat!

ancientmariner · 61-69, M

@NightsWatch 😂🤣😂