There are no drawings of salads in ancient cave art

A very good point.
The vegans were too weak to draw.

🤔🤔🤔 Hmmm. Ancient cavemen drew those pictures as a form of MAGIC so that they would have wonderful hunts and bring home plenty of MEAT!!!

Meanwhile, their wives were out harvesting salad and berries and such, which they were FORCED to eat during periods of ill luck and starvation...🤭🤭🤭