Guide to picking up men at The Home Depot.

1. Ask them if this duct tape is my color.
2. Ask them if these ropes are good for bondage play.

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itsok · 31-35, F

You tell me this NOW?!

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itsok · 31-35, F

@StygianKohlrabi it’s midnight 😒

StygianKohlrabi · M

@itsok well get your cutoffs and crop top ready, and get out there with a carafe of coffee, construction workers are up early 🌞

itsok · 31-35, F

@StygianKohlrabi 🫡

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

What color duct tape is my color?

StygianKohlrabi · M

@Captainjackass good luck finding a construction worker match

SomeMichGuy · M

3. Ask them which size dog collar fits you.
4. Ask them if a fiberglas driveway marker will do as a caning implement.
5. Ask them where the battery-powered bug zappers are, so you can try them out for sex play.

StygianKohlrabi · M

@SomeMichGuy ask if the screwdriver handle is a good dildo

Bexsy

And where are the oversized industrial trash bags are, and replacement blade knives

Or..ok. maybe not 😬

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Bexsy

@StygianKohlrabi i have my own 😏

StygianKohlrabi · M

@Bexsy just for fun ask them if they can stick their hand in and pull your ring out.

Bexsy

@StygianKohlrabi oh, i like that

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