Guide to picking up men at The Home Depot.

1. Ask them if this duct tape is my color.
2. Ask them if these ropes are good for bondage play.

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3. Ask them which size dog collar fits you.
4. Ask them if a fiberglas driveway marker will do as a caning implement.
5. Ask them where the battery-powered bug zappers are, so you can try them out for sex play.

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@SomeMichGuy ask if the screwdriver handle is a good dildo