Would you invite me over if I had nowhere to go on Christmas?

I would 😊

We have invited neighbors before no family around

You have a house

Sure. We could go trekking together and I can leave you on the mountains where odes would be sung over vertical dimensions lacking

No, you're not house broken. I don't want you piddling on my carpet.

Everyone and anyone is invited to Christmas Dinner.

If you bring the pizza.

Yes but i don't even celebrate it

Trust me... you wouldn't want to be here...

Sure. You can sleep in an Amazon box on the porch.

Sure! Just be prepared to be licked by the dogs a lot. 🤔

Bring some rodent poison PLEASE!!

Yes

Yes 🙂