Would you invite me over if I had nowhere to go on Christmas?

@itsok Ill try not to break anything

@ShepherdBard Christmas Eve and Christmas Day won’t be at my house, so you’re welcome to break as much as you’d like 😌

@itsok oh boy *runs hands together while looking at sledgehammer*

@ShepherdBard on second thought, we don’t have room for one more this year

@itsok I don’t take up much space 👉👈

@ShepherdBard leave the sledgehammer at home, bub

@itsok that was my present for you 🙁

@ShepherdBard a nice candle would be better

@itsok for smashing with a sledgehammer?

@ShepherdBard fine. Good luck getting a sledgehammer through tsa

@itsok I’ll just take the greyhound

@ShepherdBard you’ll fit riiiiiight in

@itsok what’s that supposed ta mean??!

@ShepherdBard those greyhound people are wild

@itsok you callin me wild??

@ShepherdBard sir, you’re trying to travel with a sledgehammer

@itsok well yea, it’s Christmas!