If I had a plane I’d be flying around with a banner that says Merry Christmas

Get a fake snow machine and spread some fake flakes around and play Christmas songs that the whole town could hear

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TrunkZ · 61-69, M

What about the rest of the year? Would you be for hire? There are some people I'd like to tell off in spectacular fashion 😏😏

Punxi · F

I wanna win'der seat please. 😍

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

Happy winter's solstice! 😊

Should be close to 03:03 p.m. there by now!

Like the lady from come outside who had no concept of carbon emission but still loved her

GLITTER · 36-40, F

@HijabaDabbaDoo things were different in the 90’s

@GLITTER brb nipping down the factory for a pencil on my spotted plane instead of just walking to my local corner shop. She'd get cancelled today

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

Do you have a Pilots licence?

Ryozo · 41-45, M

If I had a plane. I'd crash into big ben ... cause idk how to fly a plane..

StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M

do you look good in a mugshot?

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