my friend mailed me a christmas gift and it's sitting unopened because i don't deserve it

i can have whatevers inside when i stop wasting away

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being · 36-40, F

I am Santa's representative and this is hilarious and absurd Santa says. Open your gift now and thank your friend !
Happy New Year 🦄💝