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I have question about Christmas lore:

What species is Santa Claus? A really big elf, a human sorcerer?

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SW-User

Santa was a homosapien Saint from Patara, modern day Turkey

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@SW-User St. Nicholas, he was.

LeopoldBloom · M

Don't they call him the Jolly Old Elf? So he's the leader of the other elves who make the toys.

Not a Tolkien elf, however.

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@LeopoldBloom if they did, I didn't know that. But if we pulled back his hat, I wonder if we'll find pointed ears

Dignaga

He is Greek.

nobodyishome · 31-35, F

@Dignaga Ohhh nooo. He is as British as anyone can be. British. Write it down.

Dignaga

@nobodyishome He is Asian Minor Greek, as in Smyrna. He is of Hittite-Luwian, Indo-European descent. Likely brown. My godmother was from Smyrna (well, her family was) and she was rather dark.

nobodyishome · 31-35, F

@Dignaga Well, He is BrEtish. Trust me on that.

greensnacks · F

Hm he might be human sorcerer , but I refuse to believe that. He's immortal so it has to have some sort of wizardry there. Plus his raindeer fly

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@greensnacks hmm yes. I'm leaning towards this

Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69

Hes magic

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@Shybutwilling2bfriends without a doubt

Colonelmustardseed · 41-45

🎶 “Santa is a furry freak
With epic superpowers
He flies to every human home
In under fourteen hours
He's a master burglar
A pro at pickin' locks
If you don't leave milk and cookies out
He will put dung in your socks!!!” 🎶🎤 😫

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@Colonelmustardseed dung in your socks. Never heard that one before

Colonelmustardseed · 41-45

@caPnAhab The song is from Guardians of the Galaxy’s Christmas movie. Aliens getting the whole story wrong, but they were trying to cheer their friend up. I love that movie. 🤭
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SW-User

Whoever he is. He needs to stay out of my underwear drawer !

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ThreeLittleBirds · F

Santa is a anagram of Satan

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@ThreeLittleBirds my mind can't take it 🤯

ThreeLittleBirds · F

Sorry dude , I don’t like it either lol … I mean what the fluff man 🦛@caPnAhab

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@ThreeLittleBirds I wonder if Santa himself is an anagram of Satan. Rearrange him and see what happens

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