I have question about Christmas lore:

What species is Santa Claus? A really big elf, a human sorcerer?

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🎶 “Santa is a furry freak
With epic superpowers
He flies to every human home
In under fourteen hours
He's a master burglar
A pro at pickin' locks
If you don't leave milk and cookies out
He will put dung in your socks!!!” 🎶🎤 😫

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@Colonelmustardseed dung in your socks. Never heard that one before

Colonelmustardseed · 41-45

@caPnAhab The song is from Guardians of the Galaxy’s Christmas movie. Aliens getting the whole story wrong, but they were trying to cheer their friend up. I love that movie. 🤭
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