Funny alternatives to a fairy for the top of the Christmas tree....
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TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Aw, there you are. @TheSirfurryanimalWales
HumanEarth · F
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@HumanEarth Maybe tart it up a bit with a little piece of tinsel?
HumanEarth · F
Colorize it like they do old black & white movies
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
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HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
smiler2012 · 56-60
@HoraceGreenley 😆now now play nice horace
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@smiler2012 just going for cheap 😃
smiler2012 · 56-60
{@pennynoodles] 😆a british television celebrity julian fairy at the top of the christmas tree 😆before i get berated for being homophobic i know he may possibly be gay but i mean it his surname clarey rhymes with fairy 😆just thought i would clear that one up
WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
I have a plush doc brown on my nerd themed tree
WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
@pennynoodles
How did the angel get on top of the christmas tree?
So one year, Santa was having a bad time of it. The reindeer were threatening a strike, the elves had to recall 30% of their toys due to manufacturing defects, all in all, just a frustrating time.
So Santa stood up and made a very LOUD announcement.
"I am going to my study. I'm taking my boots off, having a cup of hot cider, and am going to read a good book. I want. to. finish. my. book."
About 5 minutes later, he hears a knock on the the door to his study. In a fury, he slams down his book, stomps over to the door, flings it open, and says "And just what do YOU want?"
An angel is standing there with a pine tree. "Where would you like me to put the christmas tree?"
How did the angel get on top of the christmas tree?
So one year, Santa was having a bad time of it. The reindeer were threatening a strike, the elves had to recall 30% of their toys due to manufacturing defects, all in all, just a frustrating time.
So Santa stood up and made a very LOUD announcement.
"I am going to my study. I'm taking my boots off, having a cup of hot cider, and am going to read a good book. I want. to. finish. my. book."
About 5 minutes later, he hears a knock on the the door to his study. In a fury, he slams down his book, stomps over to the door, flings it open, and says "And just what do YOU want?"
An angel is standing there with a pine tree. "Where would you like me to put the christmas tree?"
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ha ha ha love it. @WolfGirlwh0r3
WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
@pennynoodles Its a christmas tradition from way back
PoetryNEmotion · F
I have nice bells.
There is a sweet Grinch I have. Stuffed.
A bird nest.
A wreath of feathers from wild birds.
There is a sweet Grinch I have. Stuffed.
A bird nest.
A wreath of feathers from wild birds.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Perhaps from the turkey that you're having for dinner.....🤣@PoetryNEmotion
PoetryNEmotion · F
@pennynoodles No. I collect feathers from wild birds near me. Everything like that nature provides.
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
SethGreene531 · M
Jack Frost
The 3 Wise Men
Dr. Seuss Grinch
Martha Stewart
Jacob Marley
Woody from Toy Story
The 3 Wise Men
Dr. Seuss Grinch
Martha Stewart
Jacob Marley
Woody from Toy Story
Disguised · 56-60, M
A little lego lumber jack... little chainsaw... thinning out the top... one day this will on my tree
revenant · F
box of cornflakes
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Bowler hat