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Christmas Euphemisms

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I've just seen an advert on TV for Si perfume by Armani, apparently "for the holidays". It's a fucking Christmas present - and I'm not a Christian.

Agree or not?
BlueVeins · 22-25
Si perfume has figured out that you can sell more perfume to Jews, Pagans, and Muslims by saying "for the holidays" as opposed to "for Christmas." It's not a euphemism; they're trying to reach a larger base of customers.
ninalanyon · 61-69, T
@BlueVeins I very much doubt that pagans would be concerned, after all paganism is accepting of multiple gods.
Caroline259 · 56-60, F
@ninalanyon Christmas is just a rebranding of the Pagan festival of Yule anyway.
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
Trying to pretend religious holidays don't exist is not tolerance to me. My workplace is very diverse and everyone says Merry Christmas or Happy Eid, no big deal. We just recognize each other's religions instead of ignoring them.
ArtieKat · M
@JimboSaturn
We just recognize each other's religions
That's my experience too
DrWatson · 70-79, M
I grew up in the suburbs of NYC, where there is a substantial Jewish population. There, it was understood that the "Holidays" were Christmas and Chanukah.

It was not just a matter of how merchandise was advertised. People actually wished each other Happy Holidays.
ArtieKat · M
@DrWatson "Happy Holidays" is an American expression (first used in the 1860s), apparently - not really recognised in the UK where we have been using "Merry Christmas" since the 16th Century. My grandparents (both sets) lived in Whitechapel in the East End of London - the Jewish ghetto effectively - and they would not have recognised it either. Two nations divided by a common language.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@ArtieKat When Jews first immigrated to New York City, they tended to gravitate to particular neighborhoods -- "ghettos", so to speak. But by the time I was a kid growing up , Jews had moved to various suburbs and to other areas of the city. They no longer saw themselves as part of a ghetto. They had the expectation that they would be treated on equal footing with non-Jews in the society around them. This would NOT have been true of Jews in some other areas of the United States during the same time period, who had to endure societally accepted discrimination. That is why my response was very specific to a particular geographic area of the U.S. I don't think any Christian in the American deep south at the time would have ever said "Happy Holidays".

This might not be an example of the difference between UK English and US English (of which there are several) as much as it is an example of how English in both countries tends not to accommodate people with "ghetto" status.
ArtieKat · M
@DrWatson Thanks for your thoughts
scrood · 31-35
What's the euphemism? Vast majority of the world hates Christ and Christians no news there
Neoerectus · M
@ArtieKat
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Neoerectus · M
@Neoerectus e.g. "Keep the Saturn in Saturnalia" 😁😉
Neoerectus · M
@ArtieKat Ya realize lavatory is just the basin by the latin word root, so maybe lavatory and crappertororium would more accurately describe rather than the euphemism (by your logic) of a word that just describes the wash basin.... Just sayin' 😏
Lhayezee · 26-30, F
All I can say is that the two of the three most Christmas-obsessed people I know are Muslim (the other's my grandmother).

Nobody in the UK is offended by the word "Christmas" except the professionally offended.

What plenty of people, Christians or not, ARE offended by, however, is Armani taking the opportunity to flog its overpriced tat and pretend that it's somehow generically festive.
Neoerectus · M
Take out of it what you want. Personal choice. I celebrate the giving and friendly spirit. Call it Marsmas, if you like.

Jesus of Nazareth would not care one whit. Unlike contemporary "Christians," he would not judge. He would have been surprised to be deiified, I suspect.
I don't think anyone objects to the word Christmas if that's what you buy it for. But people may also want to buy it for Thanksgiving, Hanukah, the winter solstice, etc. Saying "for Christmas" may make some people think it's not for any of the others. "For the holidays" covers everything. It's not a rejection of Christmas, it's acknowledging that as well as other things.
ArtieKat · M
@NerdyPotato
Saying "for Christmas" may make some people think it's not for any of the others.
Do you really think your fellow human beings are that bloody stupid?
@ArtieKat have you seen people on the internet? Yes! And even if you're convinced people will understand you mean more than you say, why not say what you really mean anyway? And even more important and puzzling: why would anyone insist on them saying something more limited than what they mean?
BlueVeins · 22-25
@ArtieKat If people weren't stupid, ads wouldn't exist. The idea that people make purchasing decisions super rationally dies the moment you walk out of Econ 101.
ArtieKat · M
@SW-User
"Happy Holidays" is no more made up out of thin air than is "Merry Christmas"

I don't disagree with you on that - simply that one expression has been around for hundreds of years and the other, in my mind, is an attempt at not offending the sensibilities of people who probably aren't offended anyway. I see that nobody has voted for the second option.

As @JimboSaturn said
Trying to pretend religious holidays don't exist is not tolerance to me. My workplace is very diverse and everyone says Merry Christmas or Happy Eid, no big deal. We just recognize each other's religions instead of ignoring them.
ArtieKat · M
@NerdyPotato What's the matter with the old "Festive Greetings"? When I actually hear a Jew or a Muslim in Europe say they are offended by people wishing each other Happy Christmas I might take some notice. I'm an atheist with Jewish ancestry and I believe in Live and Let Live. Europe, North America and most of Australasia developed on Judaeo-Christian principles. To me "Happy Holidays" sounds like calling a toilet "the bathroom". If you want to crap or piss in your own bath that's up to you - don't expect me to embrace every new euphemism.
@ArtieKat there is nothing wrong with festive greetings. It's a good alternative for happy holidays. But do you even know what a euphemism is? And why are you so obsessed with linking toilets and crapping to the holiday season? 🤣
ArtieKat · M
@NerdyPotato Quite right, I've no idea what a euphemism is.
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
I don’t care, the grinch is my hero. I have Christian friends, Jewish friends, Muslim friends, and they are all tolerant of each other. They don’t waste time with passive aggressive racist terms like “unquantified minority”.
Maybe, but it could be given as a Hanukkah present, too, right ? 🤔
MasterLee · 56-60, M
We should stop recognizing religious holidays
Lhayezee · 26-30, F
@MasterLee Human beings are naturally religious. By all means stop public holidays for Christian festivals in Europe (or Islamic, or indeed Jewish ones, in the Middle East, etc, etc), but we'll end up with at least lowkey religious fervour about something else. We're about a decade away from NHSmas in the UK as it is.
ninalanyon · 61-69, T
@MasterLee Christmas is no longer a religious holiday when the majority of the people celebrating it are not religious as is the case here in Norway and to a very large extent in the UK. It is simply a celebration of family connections.
Adogslife · 61-69, M
Is it a euphemism, or is it for a “season of holidays” ? There are three fairly big holidays: Hanukkah, Christmas and Kwanza.

But, if the perfume is one you like, who cares why you buy it? I’m not religious at all, but I love the spirit of Christmas and gift giving.
WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
Festive Yule ya filthy animal
Penny · 46-50, F
some people actually take Christmas as a religious holiday and not just a material excuse for giving and getting presents lol so it can be kind of touchy. saying happy holidays is a safe bet lol
Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M
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Its just marketing blurb based on statistics .

Same as why most sale signs are red, advertising goes up before holidays and ad jingles are catchy ....its all a numbers game.
SW-User
I don't think Christians who for selfish reasons hijacked Saturnalia centuries after the death of the alleged Jesus Christ have any monopoly on December holidays by any stretch of the imagination, only a truly clueless person would believe that

And I don't understand why a non-Christian in particular would ever get upset by "for the holidays" or cheer for the Christian's completely manufactured culture war based on something they don't even own — their own Bible indicates that the alleged Jesus Christ was not even born in December:

https://www.ucg.org/the-good-news/biblical-evidence-shows-jesus-christ-wasnt-born-on-dec-25

"Happy Holidays" is no more made up out of thin air than is "Merry Christmas"

It's not about tolerance or inclusivity, it's about hard, cold reality versus being full of sh*t

 
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