Cocaine Hockey

You ever wonder why the US always wins their games?
Yup, Cocaine... Used during critical periods. When they come out on the ice they are strung up and play like maniacs, never tiring, shots spot-on.
Looks impressive until you realize they are cheating. These are men like everyone else, they just use drugs to look better. Winning is most important, and hockey players have way more money than they can possibly spend, so why not.
Perhaps the NHL should implement drug testing after every game. Lets watch the outcome change.

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Monalisasmith86 · 36-40, F

What no doesn’t cocainr do the opposite to a person

MisterBander

@Monalisasmith86 It makes you super alert.

Cocaine is a powerful stimulant that increases heart rate and blood pressure, leading to feelings of euphoria, increased energy, and alertness.

Monalisasmith86 · 36-40, F

@MisterBander but it doesn’t make a person aggressive hockey players are supposed to be aggressive don’t you question how Canadian hockey players get so big and aggressive

MisterBander

@Monalisasmith86 Being aggressive is a police tactic, they use it to wind you up, to make you so mad you forget all your skills. That is one part of the game, the other part is you need super speed, super stamina, to be super alert with crazy skills, that wins the game, so for two periods they are aggressive, then they coke up and become superstars to win the game.
After, they take a shot that purges it from their system, so drug tests fail to find any trace.
It's brilliant.