Cocaine Hockey
You ever wonder why the US always wins their games?
Yup, Cocaine... Used during critical periods. When they come out on the ice they are strung up and play like maniacs, never tiring, shots spot-on.
Looks impressive until you realize they are cheating. These are men like everyone else, they just use drugs to look better. Winning is most important, and hockey players have way more money than they can possibly spend, so why not.
Perhaps the NHL should implement drug testing after every game. Lets watch the outcome change.
Yup, Cocaine... Used during critical periods. When they come out on the ice they are strung up and play like maniacs, never tiring, shots spot-on.
Looks impressive until you realize they are cheating. These are men like everyone else, they just use drugs to look better. Winning is most important, and hockey players have way more money than they can possibly spend, so why not.
Perhaps the NHL should implement drug testing after every game. Lets watch the outcome change.
