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My neighbor is in his 40s with jet black hair. He has an eagle shaped patch of hair on his chest. I know because he rarely wears a shirt. Yesterday he sat in a lawn chair with his red short shorts on and his Johnson peeking out the bottom. He watered...

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GeniUs · 56-60, M

'Johnson' who the f*k calls it a Johnson?

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GeniUs · 56-60, M

Prick, lad, todger, prong, knob, dick, cock all better options.

ChaoticallySimple · 31-35, F

Tally wacker

GeniUs · 56-60, M

also good (took me back 30 years but good)

Cheekyshorts

Geez! And I thought I was bad lol.

NigelDoes · 56-60, M

Creepiest post du jour. Congrats.

lasergraph · 70-79, M

I would guess he was aware of you watching and that was the reason he took so long. I would submit that the visibility of some things may have been by design.

StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M

That seems like an inefficient way to water a lawn. Is he aware of advances in sprinkler technology?

ChaoticallySimple · 31-35, F

@StevetheSleeve: I would have told him but the Dick scared me off.

StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M

@ChaoticallySimple: I think I'd be more scared of the eagle-shaped patch of chest hair. Sounds kind of cultish.

samueltyler2 · 80-89, M

Did you enjoy the sight?

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