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I Like to People Watch

My neighbor is in his 40s with jet black hair. He has an eagle shaped patch of hair on his chest. I know because he rarely wears a shirt. Yesterday he sat in a lawn chair with his red short shorts on and his Johnson peeking out the bottom. He watered his lawn with the hose for 45 minutes.
Geez! And I thought I was bad lol.
NigelDoes · 56-60, M
Creepiest post du jour. Congrats.
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
That seems like an inefficient way to water a lawn. Is he aware of advances in sprinkler technology?
ChaoticallySimple · 31-35, F
@StevetheSleeve: I would have told him but the Dick scared me off.
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
@ChaoticallySimple: I think I'd be more scared of the eagle-shaped patch of chest hair. Sounds kind of cultish.
lasergraph · 70-79, M
I would guess he was aware of you watching and that was the reason he took so long. I would submit that the visibility of some things may have been by design.
GeniUs · 56-60, M
'Johnson' who the f*k calls it a Johnson?
GeniUs · 56-60, M
Prick, lad, todger, prong, knob, dick, cock all better options.
ChaoticallySimple · 31-35, F
Tally wacker
GeniUs · 56-60, M
also good (took me back 30 years but good)
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
Did you enjoy the sight?

 
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