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My neighbor is in his 40s with jet black hair. He has an eagle shaped patch of hair on his chest. I know because he rarely wears a shirt. Yesterday he sat in a lawn chair with his red short shorts on and his Johnson peeking out the bottom. He watered his lawn with the hose for 45 minutes.

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StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M

That seems like an inefficient way to water a lawn. Is he aware of advances in sprinkler technology?

ChaoticallySimple · 31-35, F

@StevetheSleeve: I would have told him but the Dick scared me off.

StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M

@ChaoticallySimple: I think I'd be more scared of the eagle-shaped patch of chest hair. Sounds kind of cultish.