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New Pregnant Ken doll

Poll - Total Votes: 11
Can't wait to get one for my kids now!
Are they on discount?
Can I get a biology degree anyway?
Will the upcoming recall of Roe vs Wade make Ken's abortion illegal?
How many Kens can I buy at once?
If Ken is gay can he still get preggers?
Does Pregnant Ken come with ex-girlfriend Barbie?
Can Pregnant Ken take time off from work?
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You can get your very own Pregnant Ken doll for your non-gender-specific kids on sale now! They'll be so happy! As a birthing-person, Ken has new skills like proving men can get preggers, breast feed baby, and even have an abortion if things don't work out in the end! You don't need a biology degree to know that men can now breed on their own...

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So get your kids one now at a non-gender-specific toy store near you! They're waiting to enjoy! And remember gender, like gravity, is nothing but a social construct!

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F Best Comment
I never knew Ken was a trans man with XX chromosomes.
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@PatKirby

Thank you for BC. 😁

Torsten · 36-40, M
this is what happens when you encourage mental illness 🤣
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Turtlepower · 36-40, M
@Torsten Careful. You can't say stuff like that anymore. You'll get censored lol.
Torsten · 36-40, M
@Turtlepower people have already tried and yet here I still am.
Gender dysmorphia is a mental illness though and you can not be trans without it, so anybody who says its not a mental illness is factually incorrect.
I am not saying it to be mean though. I will poke fun at this type of thing where people say men can get pregnant and now even make toys on it if that is real haha
LadyJ · F
Please tell me this is a joke..or i will throw myself into the nearest lake 🙄..worlds gone nuts!!
PatKirby · M
@LadyJ
Babylon Bee is a satirical spoof website. But oh the fun!
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
@PatKirby Damn that was close.
Slade · 56-60, M
@LadyJ I will throw my nuts in a grinder. Please say no
From what I gather and correct me if I’m wrong, this is a spoof, right? But hey, with corporations fearing being boycotted, condemned as any number of things and not wanting to lose capitalism’s greatest luxury, the almighty $$$, I’d not be surprised they (Mattel) capitulates and does produce such a doll.
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
@soar2newhighs Babylon Bee is a spoof
@MrBrownstone Thanks.
PatKirby · M
@soar2newhighs
Yes, Babylon Bee is a spoof website for entertainment purposes only. Their 'About' page clearly explains the satirical orientation...

https://babylonbee.com/about
We’re not indoctrinating your kids..
Mattel: hold mah beer 😁
Parody
theAlchemist · 56-60, M
And "he" gives birth out of "his" butt!
Carissimi · F
Gravity is a social construct. 😂
DrSunnyTheSkeptic · 26-30, M
The world's going to crap, I mean I understand tolerance for the different but goddamn it these people want to rewrite reality because it doesn't fit their narrative and hurts their feelings.
JestAJester · 31-35, M
Wow. How western civilization has fallen. This is why the aliens won't visit us. I hope im dead before the children they're brainwashing become the leaders of our country.
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
Wait, save me some time...is this real? Fuck, society has really gone down hill if I don't instantly know it's fake.

Edit: Nevermind it's not real but satire. Lol.
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
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PatKirby · M
@wildbill83
Poor Barb, looks like she's got slim pickin's in her future.

And I thought we were lost when we “ooh’d and aah’d” over pet rocks!
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
Unbelievable!
SW-User
This has gone too far
Patty81 · 41-45, C
PatKirby · M
@Patty81
Yup, but sarcastically funny!
SW-User
RIDICULOUS!!
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
PatKirby · M
@pancakeslam
Looks like brown Barbie got the hornies now that she can't have Ken!😂
Lilnonames · F
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Junior is a 1994 American comedy film directed and produced by Ivan Reitman, and starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito and Emma Thompson. The film follows Alex Hesse, an Austrian-American scientist who agrees to undergo a male pregnancy from a newly developed drug Expectane
PatKirby · M
@Lilnonames
Emma Thompson looks so proud!
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@FreestyleArt If bullshit was Battleships, the whining left would be the 7th fucking fleet!
@FreestyleArt I see where the media for its concern and rightfully so about gun control in light of the tragedies in Buffalo and Uvalde, failed to raise the gun issue on their Sunday shows as a guy wanted to kill Kavanaugh and had a gun. And the guy came from Ca. One of those allegedly states with great gun laws. Yeah, then we woke the fuck up!
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PatKirby · M
@MarmeeMarch
I feelz for Barbie now that preggers Ken has a new partner!

 
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