I hate emergency wanks

I’ve got like 15minutes spare and I know I’m gonna spend 10 in a chat room trying to find someone to tell me something mildly erotic fail and spend the next 5 failing to find some porn that does it for me.

I miss the old days. I remember when I used my imagination.

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Starcrossed · 41-45, F

No wank should ever involve math. You're doing something wrong.

OneDayMore · 36-40, M

@Starcrossed I know people that would say every wank should involve maths, just ask Marcus Du Sautoy.

PassingThrough · 46-50, M

@Starcrossed agreed. Talk about stressful to involve all of that in the mix

Starcrossed · 41-45, F

@OneDayMore see ... someone else agrees with me.

I maintain, you're doin' it wrong bro.

PassingThrough · 46-50, M

@Starcrossed you’ve got Orko on your profile so it’s never going to make me disagree with you

Starcrossed · 41-45, F

@PassingThrough 💖 lol

Let's be clear its mischievous probably up to no good possibly high orko, look at the eyes...
I'm not sure my decisions are always best agreed with 😉

PassingThrough · 46-50, M

@Starcrossed most of my decisions can be shit so I understand. But definitely no math in masturbation lol

Starcrossed · 41-45, F

@PassingThrough ✊