I hate emergency wanks

I’ve got like 15minutes spare and I know I’m gonna spend 10 in a chat room trying to find someone to tell me something mildly erotic fail and spend the next 5 failing to find some porn that does it for me.

I miss the old days. I remember when I used my imagination.

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Starcrossed · 41-45, F

No wank should ever involve math. You're doing something wrong.

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Starcrossed · 41-45, F

@PassingThrough 💖 lol

Let's be clear its mischievous probably up to no good possibly high orko, look at the eyes...
I'm not sure my decisions are always best agreed with 😉

PassingThrough · 46-50, M

@Starcrossed most of my decisions can be shit so I understand. But definitely no math in masturbation lol

Starcrossed · 41-45, F

@PassingThrough ✊

PassingThrough · 46-50, M

I don’t know why I find it funny this is under the topic of hobbies. Honestly in my forties I have found I worry about this stuff less and less. Maybe it’s just I have too much going on. Maybe I can’t disconnect enough to enjoy it. Maybe I need more connection than a cyber FWB or something these days. But porn doesn’t have the same magic as it once did and cyber stuff falls flat for me.

OneDayMore · 36-40, M

And I’m out of time. There should be an easier way to find someone to send you stuff to wank to. (That you don’t have to pay for because I’m poor).

Unbroken1 · 46-50, M

Im at the sane place. Getting off is just a function now. Feelings about gone

Justenjoyit · 61-69, M

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Have a read lol

OneDayMore · 36-40, M

Lol!! @Justenjoyit

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