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chaoticdreams · 46-50, M
4meAndyou · F
@chaoticdreams It's actually pretty fun. They show you where your ancestors came from in big circles on a map, and then if you are American they show you where your ancestors migrated inside the United States. They keep updating, too, and I was tickled at the Swedish confirmation.
I'm a fricking uberkinder! 30% Irish and 70% Norwegian with the highest neanderthal markers they've ever seen! My daughter did one of those ridiculously high priced DNA research things with "23 and Me" I'm in the top 2% of anyone they've tested as far as neanderthal markers go. I'm considering litigation to get compensation for the wrongs done to my people by the imperialist homo sapiens!
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@4meAndyou They found evidence written on cave walls in France. Some primitive cuneiform that they've finally interpreted as saying, "Once you go neanderthal. You never go back" and another that said, "For a good time go to Ogg's cave." Neanderthals were notorious sluts and horndogs.
DownTheStreet · 51-55, M
4meAndyou · F
@DownTheStreet I have the sliding door open...does that count?😉
4meAndyou · F
@SW-User I am super into genealogy, so I know they are pretty much on the money with me. The only thing that has been a surprise was the Swedish bit.
indyjoe · 56-60, M
That ancestry.com DNA thing is bullsh*t and a scam...designed to take people's money. How could they possibly be accurate in the results they give you and then later give you "updates"...really?
AlmostAnAngel · 100+, F
Trumps said he was a cheeto and he got elected.