Ancestry.com just updated my DNA results, and I discovered I am 3% Swedish! Um...can I get any financial perks or political favoritism now?
Should I run for office?
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I'm a fricking uberkinder! 30% Irish and 70% Norwegian with the highest neanderthal markers they've ever seen! My daughter did one of those ridiculously high priced DNA research things with "23 and Me" I'm in the top 2% of anyone they've tested as far as neanderthal markers go. I'm considering litigation to get compensation for the wrongs done to my people by the imperialist homo sapiens!
@4meAndyou They found evidence written on cave walls in France. Some primitive cuneiform that they've finally interpreted as saying, "Once you go neanderthal. You never go back" and another that said, "For a good time go to Ogg's cave." Neanderthals were notorious sluts and horndogs.