Which one is your favorite buttock; left, middle or right?

@PrivateHell Send it back for a refund!!! You shouldn't have to put up with that!!! 🤣

@nem16 Tim and Neil?

@NigelDoes ? It was a joke cause he is from Finland.

@Lostpoet "Favoritism" is the correct form, in this case.

@HootyTheNightOwl We both know you don't mean to be mean... You do like me quite a bit, after all?

@ZonkeyBalls I'm not being mean tonight... just playing around a litle - though i'm exhausted and probably only fit to be in Sire's company right now, but Sire is otherwise occupied.

@HootyTheNightOwl They always are, since playing with knights is far more interesting.

@Ursula [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbRcQnPOsOM]

@CountScrofula My third buttock acts like a real asshole these days.

@Starcrossed Oh, that would explain, why my ballsack has swollen.