You should be able to callin Healthy to work...

I do understand what you`re saying young lady, but...

you know Punxi I was going to say you probably shouldn't go into work.
there's this thing going around...

optical rectumitis

it's where you just can't see your butt going in to work

let's just call it a mental health day

I get five personal days a year exactly for that, but end up using them fro appointments with dentist, doctors, etc…lol

Agreed. Never waste a perfectly good sick day being sick.

I hate going to work when I’m feeling motivated. It feels like such a waste

Young lady, I am deeply offended by your remark about SW's elderly folks and our time-worn hindquarters!

Cough & lie !!!!!